Freeform Friday: Blacklist

Blacklist
by Belinda Roddie

Allow me to tell the following people I used to love to go fuck themselves:

Fuck you, J.K. Rowling.
Fuck you, John Cleese.
Fuck you, Robbie Coltrane.
Fuck you, Eddie Redmayne.

I want none of your transphobic nonsense.

Who's next, assholes?

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