Saturday's Storyteller: Oh, 7-11

Oh, 7-11
by Belinda Roddie

Good, honest customer service: When you ask for two slices of pepperoni and two slices of cheese, and the cashier takes one look at the heating case and says, "Oh, those are old, honey. You don't want those."

You just can't beat that.

Sure can beat that stale ass pizza, though.



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