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Mario The Socialist by Belinda Roddie I knew we could count on that goofy Italian plumber!

This Was Supposed To Be Fun by Belinda Roddie This was supposed to be fun. This was supposed to be fun. This was supposed to be fun. This was supposed to be fun. This was supposed to be fun. This was supposed to be fun. This was supposed to be fun this was supposed to be fun t is was su osed to e fun t s w s s ose t e f n t w o e t e f n w o e e f n w o e f w o e

Numbers by Belinda Roddie Come, my thousand followers! Observe my silly and nerdy shenanigans!

No thoughts. Head empty. Have a great night and a great weekend, y'all.

I Am Once Again Asking You by Belinda Roddie The Memelord takes no prisoners. To be a squire under the tutelage of a Memelord's vassal is a treacherous ambition. But once you are dubbed a knight, you have the Memelord's love and trust for life. Now, a tankard of ale for you, sir. And may your travels be fun and filled with socialists.

May The Force Be With You by Belinda Roddie Michelle Obama is the ultimate Jedi Master. It's canon now.

I Drink Water by Belinda Roddie I drink water out of my tankard now, as well as wine, whiskey, cider, and mead - I drink ev'rything from it, rinse it out, and fill it up again. I pay no heed to glasses, cups, or tea mugs anymore. Just provide me this stein, and I am well, and so I to the drinking gods implore that they respect and deem worthy my quell of other inferior vessels. As I lift this tankard to my lips, I see the Great Hall of Valhalla, walls of glass, and majestic Norse skylines before me. The only exception I shall make, though, is a cup atop the bathroom sink, so.