Today's OneWord: Attendant

This is your flight attendant speaking. If my voice sounds garbled and you can't comprehend one iota of a word I am saying, then that's just your bad luck. I would mention something about the safety regulations, but in an actual emergency involving our imminent deaths in the middle of the Atlantic, I hardly find them relevant. If you want, you can put on the oxygen masks and pretend to be a gas mask person from Doctor Who. Ask your neighbor if he or she is your mommy. Thank you, and have a scary flight.