Today's OneWord: Past

For the past three hours, I've been lounging at my computer, wearing red scottie-patterned pajama bottoms under my work shirt - a blue polo with blue insignia like I'm some sort of veteran. And maybe I am, in a way. But I try not to flatter myself.

I suck on the straw of my generic fast food chain milkshake so hard that the tip catches along my tongue. Mmm. Processed dairy.