Today's OneWord: Wafer

You eat the wafer given to you by the priest, and suddenly, the altar melts like caramel and you're left gawking at the statue of crucified Jesus as he pulls himself from decorative nails and rears up like some sort of reptilian monster. The noise he makes is like a reptile, too - like a velociraptor. And his arms pull against his cut up chest as his legs jerk about below his loincloth. That was not a normal Eucharist you just ate.