Today's OneWord: Misspelled
"You misspelled my name."
She bristled. "What?"
"You misspelled my name," I repeated. "It's got two n's and a y. Not one n and an i."
"...Danny?"
"Yeah."
She shook her head. "That's a boy's name," she said. "You're Dani from now on."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are," she argued, brandishing her pencil. "I'm not changing it."
I brandished my fist in reply. "You sure you want to stick to that? Because I think you're going to spell it correctly."
She bristled. "What?"
"You misspelled my name," I repeated. "It's got two n's and a y. Not one n and an i."
"...Danny?"
"Yeah."
She shook her head. "That's a boy's name," she said. "You're Dani from now on."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are," she argued, brandishing her pencil. "I'm not changing it."
I brandished my fist in reply. "You sure you want to stick to that? Because I think you're going to spell it correctly."
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