Today's OneWord: Breaking

"In breaking news," mumbled Sarah, "I'm a brat. I'm a rude, obnoxious sonnuvagun who bothers everyone I even remotely talk to. I talk on my cellphone in quiet coffee shops and ride my bike on the sidewalk when there's no bike lane. I sometimes lurch into the crosswalk when driving my car because I'm trying to turn right and not get T-boned by some other driver. People think I'm a jerk. And I have to live with that headline."

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