Today's OneWord: Club

"Welcome back to the singles club," Jeffrey said, holding up his glass of cheap bubbly up to my own flute. "Happy Valentine's Day."

"If you had glorious knockers," I quipped, "it could be Galentine's Day."

"Hey," said Jeffrey. "Hey, now. Guys can have glorious knockers, too. Girls aren't the only ones."

"Fair point."

"I can always load up on the pizza, but...I don't want moobs like your ex-boyfriend."

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