Today's OneWord: Lobbyists

Look at all the corporate lobbyists, milling about the foyer, drinking bad wine and wearing ill-fitted and poorly tailored suits. That one sot over there is on his fifth glass, and the top button of his jacket wants to be free and fly into the horizon due to his ever expanding gut. In the meantime, I do well in a three piece, and I'm not even representing any particular client - I'm just enjoying the opportunity to observe the most pandering of pseudo-entrepreneurial souls.