Today's OneWord: Vacancy

The hotel says, "No Vacancy," but I know that's a lie. I know they keep six rooms empty at all times. Precisely six. And do you know why? The owner's paranoid. Delusional. That's why. He thinks keeping six rooms empty will keep the Devil at bay. He thinks Satan needs six rooms for his demon crew, and if he lets them sleep for free, they won't come and harm his family anymore. He's crazy, I tell you. That guy is crazy.