Freeform Friday: Deez Raps For Hire

Deez Raps For Hire

by Belinda Roddie

Feeling like a child, so I got me a fresh snack pack

Living out my fun-ass life like it deserves a laugh track

Gonna wrap my love up like burritos in a duvet

"But I want to be free from the duvet!" Darling, touché

May as well sell my soul for a hundred bucks on Craigslist

That way, you can harvest it and choke it down for breakfast

Perching on my best furniture - Babies, it's a milk crate

Let's eat some Kraft Mac 'n Cheese and call it our best bad date

Got my bitches lined up like the sneakers on my shoe rack

Guess it's not a myth that I get pulled up by my bootstraps

Tell me, are you madly in love with an intellectual?

Hope that intellectual's also a homosexual

Wait for me to warm up, 'cause my body's oh-so-flexible

Nothings I'll hum in your ear will all be so subtextual

Thanks to Jocelyn, Laine, and Nina for the rhyming words!