Saturday's Storyteller: Snow White

Snow White
by Belinda Roddie

Snow White did not live with seven dwarves, nor did she receive a kiss from a prince. She was a raging lesbian with a pixie cut who whistled while she worked it and was definitely fair as hell in her cuffed jeans and red flannel shirt.

That's the story. Eat your hearts out, Grimms. Courtesy of the huntsman.

This week's prompt was provided by Arden Roddie.