Freeform Friday: Dear Feline Fanatics

Dear Feline Fanatics
by Belinda Roddie

To say you own a cat is inaccurate.

You do not own the cat.

The cat owns you.

Sincerely,
Someone who's pretending that
they thought of this first


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