Tonight's Poet Corner: Funny Joke

Funny Joke
by Belinda Roddie

So the punchline
is that you somehow find me
remotely attractive, while I
faceplant into a briar patch
of my own fucked up feelings
and try not to get blinded
like the lovesick prince
in the Rapunzel story.



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