My Cardboard Balcony

Screenplays, Man by Belinda Roddie I came for the fun but stayed for the dumb.

Briny Boys by Belinda Roddie foxes dip their paws in pickle juice to simulate the sensation of the ocean on their beans then they lick the beans and it tastes good so it's a win-win situation for the vulpines they screech that they are satisfied into the snowy tundra before digging new burrows for the night where their spouses will brew them tea and sing them the song of their furry and frenzied people

Don't Hug Mister Hugs by Belinda Roddie Mister Hugs was later arrested for harassment and public indecency.

Lesbian Power by Belinda Roddie Dykes ain't exempt from racism, either, honey. Them's the facts.

Star Bright by Belinda Roddie String all the shooting stars you find together. Make a yo-yo and cast it to the ground - let it walk with little sparkling cosmic legs into the next solar system. Your wishes only matter once you put them into action.

They're Called M&M's by Belinda Roddie Pass me the happy pills. It's been a long year.

Fabric Fiend by Belinda Roddie I am Sweatshirt Monster. Give me your sweatshirts. I'm cold.