Today's OneWord: Professional

We tell everyone the same thing: Don't try these stunts. We're professionals. We've got years and years and years of training on us to do these so we have less of a risk of cracking our heads open on raw asphalt. But every year, it's the same thing - a kid tries the 2003 motorcycle trick over a bridge, breaks his knees and his ribs, and we get sued for it.

I've started to save the subpoena notices. They're tacked on our bulletin board.