Today's OneWord: Dominant
“Who’s more dominant in the relationship?”
“What?”
She didn’t blink. “I asked you who’s more dominant in the relationship.”
“Does it matter?”
She shrugged. “Well, it’s just that there’s typically a male role and a female role, and…”
“No. Stop. Define those roles. Please. Does the man bring home the bacon and the woman look pretty while doing the laundry?”
“That’s not what I said.”
“Because to answer your question, neither of us are more dominant. We both have jobs, and she and I both do housework, and we both like wearing suits and looking sexy. Kapiche?”
“What?”
She didn’t blink. “I asked you who’s more dominant in the relationship.”
“Does it matter?”
She shrugged. “Well, it’s just that there’s typically a male role and a female role, and…”
“No. Stop. Define those roles. Please. Does the man bring home the bacon and the woman look pretty while doing the laundry?”
“That’s not what I said.”
“Because to answer your question, neither of us are more dominant. We both have jobs, and she and I both do housework, and we both like wearing suits and looking sexy. Kapiche?”
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