Today's OneWord: Grandfather

My grandfather had told me, long ago, that if I dug a hole right in the middle of town square, I'd unearth the secret suburban treasure. Of course, I figured he was just being kind of a jerk and trying to trick me, so I was very much surprised when I saw my girlfriend, hands stained with dirt and cheeks reddened with exertion, came charging into my apartment with a wooden chest.

"He was right!" she panted. "The old bastard was right! I found the treasure!"