Today's OneWord: Turtle

"I used to have a pet turtle," said Timmy, "but he died. So now I have a hamster."

"Quite a change, huh?" asked his teacher. Mister Hammerstein.

Timmy shrugged, chewing on a wad of peanut butter and banana. "I like both. One day, though, I want a snake. One that'll wrap around my shoulders like a big, squirmy scarf. And I could look all cool and scary, and maybe the grown-ups would respect me a little bit more."

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