Today's OneWord: Premium
"This was supposed to be premium value."
"What was?" I asked with a sneer. "The cheap steak, or the even cheaper bubbly?"
"Honestly, cheap bubbly is way better than cheap steak," remarked Cassius from where he sat in the corner, caressing an empty bottle of what used to be red wine. "Don't ever go cheap with red meat, man. It'll fuck. You. Up."
"Premium value!" screamed Martha.
"What was?" I asked with a sneer. "The cheap steak, or the even cheaper bubbly?"
"Honestly, cheap bubbly is way better than cheap steak," remarked Cassius from where he sat in the corner, caressing an empty bottle of what used to be red wine. "Don't ever go cheap with red meat, man. It'll fuck. You. Up."
"Premium value!" screamed Martha.
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