Today's OneWord: Stitches

Man, that joke was so good that you left me in stitches. I mean, literally. I laughed so fucking hard, I fell off my stool and took my half full pint of lager with me. Wound up breaking the damn glass and leaving gashes large enough to land flying saucers in. Fucking grand canyons, those wounds. So I got all knitted and crocheted up at the ER. Still, though, fan-fucking-tastic joke. Well worth the steep medical bills I got now.